Holidays is so dead... slack

*Lousy music blasting from the background*

So far school holidays can be classified as fun and on the other hand, dead boring to the core. I’m staring at a lone cactus now and wondering about the evil things I could do with it. I got this cactus at Changi Airport while I out with evil Ezhili… (Hehee… Just kidding about the evil part) Apparently, she told her parents we were going to Tampines mall while we were really there to send her boyfriend off. (Psst… it’s so unlike her to be rebellious) But then, *shrugs* I can always be used as a good alibi cause I look so innocent *winks winks* Let’s have a sneak preview of the cactus…


Woo Hoo... My pet cactus! (can enlarge to an incredible size leh)

The two sales personal in charge of Mini-Toons are just fabulous. They have the best skills at flattery ever. They flattered me for a full 10 minutes, one after the other over the advantages of possessing that $4.90 fat ass cactus. Crapping about how nice it’ll look *blah blah* Considering the effort they put in over something so small, I bought one.


Heart shape some more ok?

To add credit, I think my cactus is in love with me! It is in the shape of a heart when I found it. Maybe it was crushing on me from the start? (I'm kidding, you oaf!)

In fact, the flattery doesn’t ends here. After the transaction was completed, the sales personal even bid me a cherry goodbye, not forgetting to wish good health to the erm… Cactus and that it would grow big and fat?!?!? I’ll grinned from ear to ear all the way to the food court.

It’s nice to meet such crappish sales personal sometimes. They just make you feel ‘atas’ once in a while. ~Lalalaaaaa

Now, to admit the truth, if you ask me for the useful properties of a cactus, the most useful property is not as a cutey cutey display ornament! If you think that way, you are sooooo dead WRONG!!! Just ask any professional like me and I will now reveal that a cactus is useful to be chucked up the mouth or ass of any idiot you happen to find annoying. Yeah, keep that to yourself. It won't be fun any longer if too many people know it, ei?

The aftermath!!!

Boo!!! *Waves frantically* Anyone miss me as yet? I’m strumming and singing nine to a dozen now!!! The bloody exams are finally over!!! I’ll guess this is the weirdest exams I’ve ever taken, yea, in your home clothes instead of the all so familiar school uniforms I’ve so gotten used to… Aahh… Talking of exams, I’m nearly late for the last paper, accounting today but then made it just in time. Running has become my forte now, dude! I still can’t comprehend how I’ve changed so much ever since Secondary School. Hurmph. Lateness has never been under my categories. It’s midnight now and I’ll plan to stay till morning… Tee Hee… =D

I pass by Yoshinoya on my way home today and I saw a crazy sale right under my nose. All the Beef, Chicken and Salmon bowls are going at $1.80 instead of the regular $4.90. As one of the more Kiasu population in Singapore, I lined up lah? What do you think? The queue was darn long man… I waited like for around 30 minutes?

I'm hungry hungry hungry...

And I ordered two packets due to the fact that I'm in a cheerful mood!!! Tralalaaaa~

And I eat eat eat!!!

Salmon and Beef... Cool hor, you can lick your computer screen if your feeling hungry now. Oh yea, I finish both packets in less than 45 min... Ahh... I do feel fat you know?

Now I'll guess I'm planning on what to do for my extremely long holiday? Watch my Inuyasha CD's all over again?

Suddenly I felt evil showing off like that... Psst...

Internet gaming?

Tralalaaaa~

Waahh... So many different choices. I'm spoilt by all the different variaties for the moment. But then, there's still time to decide.

Thanks to all those who cared. Those who tried to add oil to my exam papers. Whishing me luck here and there before the exams. I'm really grateful by all the well wishers... And I suddenly felt guilty for letting all those who cared down, dewlling on too much. I'm truely grateful and I will never forget all these small little gestures that meant so much to me. *wipes away tear* hahaaa...

Exams getting salty

I am getting bored with studies. *stuffed another cookie into mouth* I hope I don’t end up with the marks I got for my freaking ‘O’s again. But then, food is a great source of comfort in these times of peril. I’m sitting on enormous stacks of food now. I give yah a quick sample… I finish all the chips… Darn, and reserves are running low. But then, I still had chocolates… Wahahahahaaaaaa!!!

*Love love*

What a waste... *shakes head* I've finished all my hesley's... But then, Cadbury Hazel Nut don't sound too bad as well, I wanted to try Fruits and Nuts at first... But then, decided on purely nuts cause I'm going nuts. Tralalaaaa~

I'm on cloud nine... aww...

Doesn't it just looks heavenly? Awww... And its all mine... Yea, you won't expect to see much of me till the exams are over, I'll guess...

The long lost... present?!?!

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Oh, yea... For old times sake, I've given Wei Shan my blog addy. I know I'm pre-warned and stuff lah, but then, I still made the final decision to give it to her!!!
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I decided to blog today cause I’m bored. Oh ya… I have yet to announce it although everyone may already have known. I finally received my late birthday present from Qiu Han on Wednesday!!! As in really late… In fact… 5 freakin months late?!?!?!? At least it has arrived *grouses* , I thought she might burn it along with a big fat pile of presents she have owed over the many many many many years when I left for the nether world... Wahahahaaaaaa. But then… Here it is! Lo and Behold!

Wah... Finally....

And since I'm so bored, let me unfurled all the other lots of presents I had received. Yea… *grumbles* Not a lot, I assure you…

The earliest present buyer was Ezihili who gave me a bit fat sheep to roast over the grill.

Fat and plump, it simply loves to ssssiiinngggg

The second was from Xue Ying who gave me a packet of Seaweed because she had randomly forgotten my birthday present until I reminded her. (Wah… I know I gave you yours 3 days late mah, but there’s no need to be forgetful to this extend, but then it's the thought that counts) =p No picture for this count. I’ve eaten it. *stomach growls*

And lastly, Hui Ting presents me with a fat ass collar to go with the dog.

Ya, I'm sure its a collar... Isn't it?

I think it looks rather groovy on the dog, don't you think so? It's like the dog look miles cooler with it!!!

Even the sheep thinks so!

Hui Ting: "Hey, WAIT? A COLLAR?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??? DO YOU WANT ME TO STRANGLE YOU???"

Night: "Ok ok... *hurriedly examines it carefully, erm... erm... erm... It's a rather quiant bracelet set with precious gems!!!"

Er... I guess I'll got it wrong...

Yea, it's a bracelet after all, I'll assure you... Yay, after much pursuing, I managed to collect the loot! (the lot) The belatedly late Birthday present is finally collected *Grumbles*

Have it all been a dream all along?

I still believe it, I can't... My fingers are trembling as I typed this entry... I hope it's true and that I have located her. It's too much of a coincidence... Too much, too much of the past is flashing back, reminding me of the old times. I'm sure it's her, it can't be a dream... It can't... I'm afraid to close my computer at the moment, knowing... knowing... That if I closed it, the small thread that I've gathered is all lost... My Language skills is out of sorts at the moment, I don't even know why I blog, but I just seems to feel a tight feeling in my chest when I glanced at the statistics. I'm so sure its true...